If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you. Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it. Good luck figuring out which one.
Nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind, I tell you. In...– Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (via brutalite)
Mi papá tiene 47 años = my dad is 47 years old. Mi papa tiene 47 anos = my potato has 47 assholes. I love spanish.
In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they...– Dexter Morgan, Dexter in the Dark